Just-B-Cause
Astrological
Predictions.
I thought I was an Aquarian,
And the advert seemed so nice
That I wrote down all my details
To send off for some advice.
The Astrologer replied to me
That I have some good aspects.
(He would be happy to give me the details.
if I had only enclosed a cheque.)
His money was duly posted,
I waited patiently
To hear from the Astrologer
What the future held for me.
A chart and reams of paper
Were finally delivered.
I managed to open the envelope
As my hands, with excitement, quivered.
The Astrologer said I was special
And there was much he had to tell.
By the way, had I ever realised
I am ruled by Cancer as well?
He told me, my chart showed promise
Of better things to come.
He also predicted that very soon,
I would move to a nice new home.
He told me things about my past,
And some of them were true.
So I started to trust his predictions
And you probably would have done too!
Yes, I did have a baby,
And for a time I was sick.
That is, if breaking your leg counts,
(The Astrologer wasn't specific.)
We did move into a new house.
His predictions seemed to be right,
But still there is something that worries me,
When I lay awake in the night....
You see, I do not have good timing,
And wouldn't it be a sin,
If I was waiting at an airport
On the day my ship comes in!
© Vonnie Pearce
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